Conversations with my 5 Year Old

Lately my conversations with my 5 yr old daughter have been interesting to say the least.
She shocks me and makes me laugh and just makes my day brighter.

I thought I would post for your entertainment some of my conversations with my 5 year old daughter:

Conversation 1:

5 Year Old 'Mom do you think the teachers would be mad?
Me 'Why would they be mad?'
 5 Year Old 'Because Big Boy would poop on the school. My teacher would be mad and my friends would cry'
Me 'I think everyone would be very mad if Big Boy pooped on the school'
 5 Year Old 'well maybe he should use the bathroom next time because pooping on things like schools isn't good.'

Conversation 2:

5 Year Old: Mom where does cake come from?
Me: Well its made from sugar and then someone puts it in the oven and it becomes cake.
 5 Year Old: so before its goop?
Me: yes its goop
 5 Year Old: Do fairies come make it into cake because goop cant be cake
Me: No the oven turns it into cake
 5 Year Old: Ok so Oven Fairies?
Me: I guess

Conversation 3:

5 Year Old: Mom I want to make a birthday list (her birthday isn't til October)
Me: Ok
5 Year Old: I want some dolls and ponies and oh yea a boat and a car.
Me: A boat and car.. you cant have those til your older.
5 Year Old: I know that but you need to start saving your pennies and dollars so I can get one.
Me: How about you start saving your money?
5 Year Old: Ok but don't forget im only 5 and your old and you have money and I need a red car and a boat so chop chop start working.